See the Johns on K Street
Head to the House
ta pick up their favorite hos
Droppin’ down bills that they stole from us
tradin’ it for the deepest of blows
For the best tricks in the nation
D.C.’s your destination

Pick the top two bottoms
the cream of the crop
the best from every state
workin flat on their backs
with a shaft in their cracks
meanwhile the people get raped
There’s every indication
Their pimpin out our nation

The Grand Madam by far and away
is the best damn fuck on Avenue P.A.
You see the CE-Ho ain’t got no style
Takin it on from both ends of the aisle
Some call it exploitation
P-Funk calls it Pimpification

Words and music by Private Gripweed