Negative Feedback

Up for bids on this auction site
A worn out soul with a used up life
She’s sellin what once belonged to me
Any pride she left gets shipped for free

She’s giving me…Negative Feedback
She’s leaving me…Negative Feedback
For the whole world to see…Negative Feedback

She sold my balls on the auction block
No reserve only two in stock
The’re gonna go fast place a bid quick
Hit “buy it now” and she’ll toss in the dick

She’s giving me…Negative Feedback
She’s leaving me…Negative Feedback
For the whole world to see…Negative Feedback

Click on the pic to supersize it
Watch it shrink as you minimize it
Two minutes left now don’t get sniped
Better jump on it while the deal is ripe

This item is closed it’s time to pay
Check back with the seller on another day
Rumor has it that she’s got a new fool
New suckas every minute and it could be you gettin

She’s giving me…Negative Feedback
She’s leaving me…Negative Feedback
For the whole world to see…Negative Feedback

Words and music by Private Gripweed